Hi! Jas everyone seen it’s going to be warm and sunny this weekend? Because it IS!! 🌅☀️🌞
Going to mute World Cup. Already sick of the pointless and futile liberal angst over it. Nobody with any power gives a shit.
Obviously I am now sitting on this randomly placed bench on an Islington back street. It’s dedicated to a Labour councillor and GMB Union man.
This Badenoch interview is lunatic.
What’s everyone having for dinner? I forgot to defrost anything and I genuinely don’t want to cook anything I have. So I’m having a cheese and pickle crusty roll. No booze. A few raspberries. Currently eating crisps.
If you walk up to a nurse, hold out your hand, and say "scalpel," they have to give you one.
