The weird part of growing up is realizing that you're turning into your mom but that that's not bad if your mom is actually cool. Mine is. She's apparently scary too!
I wish she'd just fucking make the world a better place already
The funniest part is this isn't even the first time it's fucking happened. We still don't have any damn children because of course not. She'd be a fucking terrible mother like she was a terrible spouse.
The way I'm turning into my mom? Yeah she's definitely turning into hers, addiction and all.
Lk the court reminder emails give me minor panic attacks. It's bullshit my ex is allowed to file for child support despite us having no kids and this is just another attempt at financial abuse, but it still freaks me the fuck out.
Well it took me like a month but I remembered to take my T again
Okay yeah mildly funny that I convince myself I don't have autistic food issues when I don't want to eat tomatoes that are the wrong shade of green
