Once rode an elephant through a Taco Bell drive thru.
St. Louis
Dave
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Lmfao no shit you stupid bitch. My last 5 tweets ever? 3 of them were yelling at you. 2 were celebrating Hulk Hogan dying 🎉🥳🎉🥳🎉
AND YOU'LL AGREE... ZAGREB EBNOM ZLOTDIK DIEV.
Dave
I did not expect the giants' manager to say that www.nytimes.com/athletic/716...
Going to Costco on a Sunday with a moderate-to-severe hangover
Dave
Algo figured it out. Rolled from Gaslight Anthem right into this just now.
i did not make this up. this is an actual screenshot, from right now.
Razzball
Timothy Burke
Dave
Patrick Cosmos
Nemo.
Was reminded by @hmilfeld.bsky.social today that this exists and it's as good a day as any to post it:
youtu.be/EIlY0JajIFo
Happy John Hinkley Jr Day
Dave
One observer “criticized a @nytimes.com report on the #NoKings demonstrations that quoted a ‘skeptic’ of the protests without noting that said skeptic was the chairman of the Ole Miss College Republicans.” www.commondreams.org/news/no-king...
Gabe Ortíz
media.tenor.com
Alt: a group of simpsons characters sitting in a theater