Waldorf: This is the biggest disaster ever caused by hors d'oeuvres.
Statler: How so?
Waldorf: They're so bad that guests are diving into the cesspit to get the taste out of their mouth.
Both: Hoo ho ho ho.
PSA
This is a genre I didn't realize I needed.
Guess who just signed up to coach for fall ball
Another amazing piece. I'm curious if I could sell this at the next expo (assuming the rest of my household would let me)
Being an attractive content creator online must be so bizarre. I've posted my first NSFW drawings in ten years on deviantArt, and someone almost immediately emailed me to let me know that they fapped to it.
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I don't have a single memory of holding my dad's hand or him telling me that he loves me. He really missed out on the best parts of life. I wonder if he's looking up at me and my kids and kicking himself for how much joy he denied himself.
Father's Day is hard on a lot of people because they didn't have dads or didn't have particularly good ones.
Fuck that noise. I'm a dad, so take it from me. I'm so freaking proud of you.