Somebody’s mom. Probably hungry.
Burning down the patriarchy. I have a cat.
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Monday cat.
Well then. Episode two (season two) of The Last of Us was WHOLLY unenjoyable.
Didn’t ask for that tone.
My kid’s explanation of the digestion process: “First it goes in your mouth, then your heart mashes it all up, then it turns brown, then it’s made into little balls, then it’s mashed up AGAIN, and then it goes out your… tuchus.”
I don’t know how my 7 year old speaks Yiddish. But this makes sense.
I was looking for my glasses for about 20 seconds. They were on my face.
Reading any headlines in America
Everything is fine and good and then you see race photos and want to launch yourself into the sea.