I know Calvinβs dad is already having a moment, but every terrible βoutsource precious and fleeting moments with your children to tech so that you can spend more time on your workβ pitch makes me think of that one strip I never really cared about as a kid, but care a lot about as an adult.
Ceinwen Langley
βThe feature uses a combination of bedtime stories, relaxing sounds, and guided meditations along with scheduling and customization options accessible only to adults.β
Constantly wowed by our glorious technological future
"Mom, why can't I play Pokemon Go! Everyone else at school is!"
"Sorry, Timmy, the data's used to blow up people on the other side of the planet, and ultimately divorce us from our shared humanity through the alienation of wide scale automated violence."
A balancing act
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This might be one of the most insane scandals in game history
When Pokemon Go players scan PokeStops, theyve been unknowingly building a detailed visual model of the world which is being sold to a military contractor to build a no-GPS positioning for the new generation of unmanned killing machines
