How will I get the
HORMUZ NEWZ I COULD UZE
without Stephen Colbert to give it to me? :(
I fantasize because it's the only thing I can do to keep from getting fired.
Several lines of thought lead me to Google "can you die from being covered in honey?" which lead me to a likely fictional method of torturcution:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism
@winorthwoods.bsky.social Hey! Just thinking about ya! Hope you're doing well! 🙏
I was mostly just wondering if you could do a non-lethal version of tar and feathering with honey instead of tar.