I’m seeing so many fireflies this year, and they haven’t even started the light show yet.
Turns out it’s very easy to whip a cream and mousse a chocolate.
Green! Motherfucking! Dragon!!!
Sam would be a genius cat if he deepened his ambitions. His only goals are chaos, and chaos is easy to attain.
Two soldier beetles going for a dine n’ fuck while a third tries to mind his own business on the other side of this rattlesnake master.
“Rent lowering” except you’re growing extremely poisonous native plants like horsenettle, pokeweed, and bloodroot.
Bumblebee going to town on a Devil’s Tomato (or horsenettle) plant. A devil’s tomato is a lot like a garden tomato, except a devil’s tomato hates you and wants you to die. So naturally I’m encouraging them to grow in my yard.
