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Just a Firey who loves David Bowie, monsters, animals, and werewolves. GenX: Saturday morning cartoons and MTV 120 minutes, stat! Also love all the fun bits of Earth.
Sredni Eel
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The creator of this crossword is clearly a hoopy frood.
#werewolfwednesday a day early
Earth’s been shaking today. Big ones off the coast of Philippines and Cuba just this morning.
Explaining to the vet tech that my cats hates all other cats.
Like apoplectic hate.
You know how sometimes you cant people coz people suck?
She can’t cat because rage. Look at that left eye twitch.
#CatSky 🐈⬛💙
He’s RUINED Monsterpalooza.
That. Is. It. A million diarrhea curses on him. Chemo pee out the butt diarrhea. With bullet ants and executioner wasps. May he fill up with it like Mr Creosote and explode all over his sycophants.
Sredni Eel
Welp. It turns out velvet spoods are highly expensive and hard to find. I’ve just found out you have a higher chance of seeing a tiger at a reptile expo than velvet spoods. Here’s a Tiger I saw at a herp show years ago.
Get in my belly!
Adventure time on squishy branches!
You guys. I’ve re-evaluated my life, and I *definitely* need a velvet spood.
She’s trying to tell me she wants to go outside.
#CatSky 🐈⬛💙
Dear weather,
Can you please stay consistent one day to the next?
I’ve got a migraine resembling a Calcutta public outhouse.
