when i was a kid my mum made me take a picture with him and i bragged about it to everyone for ages and years later she told me that it was just some guy with a ponytail
delusional doll
🧵England players who don't look like footballers.
1. DAVID SEAMAN. Looks like your mate's dad at primary school. Has a Vauxhall Carlton and when he drives you both home he says "Guess what mum's got for afters? Angel Delight!" and laughs when you both cheer (met him recording a pilot btw).
