🏳️🌈 he/him ❤️🔥 parasocial butterfly
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top skeets/my skeets feed generator: https://professorkiosk.wtf/
🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊
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Please be aware that the fire salamanders have escaped their enclosure and have a penchant for arson.
Pisces: Against impossible odds, this year looks even worse for you.
"There are TWELVE secret herbs & spices!” I scream as federal agents shove me into a black SUV
Satisfaction guaranteed, or we're really sorry.
*after eating 12 Fudgesicles*
Me: Time to get to work!
You: They actually sell popsicle sticks at craft stores.
Me: Don't question my art!
There's little use for balloons anymore but maybe we have enough dna on the old rubber knots to clone party people
Some say I’m long and rambling. Others say I fail to get to the point. But the jokes on them. I’m a living, breathing director’s cut. I’m da special edition, baby.
We don't yoink people with a crook enough these days.
Murder, She Spelled Out With Magnets On the Refrigerator
Please note: There will be no refunds for food snatched by the ibis roaming our cafeteria. Once a hotdog leaves our kiosk, it's your responsibility.
