well this is certainly a movie in which a number of decisions were made, not least of which being a script that reads like it was written fifteen years ago. the tone flits glibly between embarrassment over the source and knowing winks to the fans. a familiar dance that just seems tired in 2026.
Tegan O’Neil
well by now my one bargain ticket ain’t gonna make the difference in the career trajectory of a pest, so let’s wallow in nostalgia for when I was four.
is 2026 way too late for He-Man? good god, what were they thinking??? everyone who ever liked He-Man is old! at least I’m the only person here.
