She’s asleep in a kiddie pool, face down in the water
Somehow her snoring is super clear through the water
“AAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAH
THE ICE WITCH COMETH TO KICK MY ASS WITH MORE OF THOSE FURRY FUCKS!”
She’s running away screaming.
“Tell me who it is then, so I can show them some mob justice.”
That doesn’t count if it’s just a ton of crocodiles swarming a guy, ya know-
She stares down the stranger with a second before forming a baseball bat.
“Ten.”
“Melted water bottles leave microplastic in the water
The melted water turns into clouds
The clouds rain in my river.”
I think she’s missing a few steps…