Sheβs asleep in a kiddie pool, face down in the water
Somehow her snoring is super clear through the water
βGOOD RAT! GOOD RAT
NOW GET AWAY FROM ME FOR MY OWN SAFETY!β
Itβs impressive how far sheβs been able to run at least
βBECAUSE MY BITCH ASS LANDLORD WILL GET ME IF I DO!β
SHES SCREAMING FOR HELP NOW!
βAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAH
THE ICE WITCH COMETH TO KICK MY ASS WITH MORE OF THOSE FURRY FUCKS!β
Sheβs running away screaming.
βSHES GONNA MAKE ME GO BACK TO FIRE EMBLEM LAND AGAIN
I FUCKING HATE THAT PLACE! I GOTTA BE DEPOWERED! GET THAT ADORABLE CRITTER AWAY FROM ME NOW!β
She stares down the stranger with a second before forming a baseball bat.
βTen.β
An accurate visual of the next time Lep opens a door anywhere
It doesnβt matter what size the door is. Heβs getting hit
βTell me who it is then, so I can show them some mob justice.β
That doesnβt count if itβs just a ton of crocodiles swarming a guy, ya know-
βMelted water bottles leave microplastic in the water
The melted water turns into clouds
The clouds rain in my river.β
I think sheβs missing a few stepsβ¦
"I continue to offer cookies."
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile
Sobek, Goddess of the Nile
Lep, the Multiversal Explorer
*Gets out of bed, still in the post-dream haze*
"I DECLARE WAR ON GOD!"
*shakes fist at heavens*
"God, by action or inaction, is responsible for all the multiverse's problems! Therefore, it is every mortal's right, nay, DUTY to storm the gates of heaven and shoot God to death!" +
