If Desperate Housewives took place in 2026, 85.78% of the crimes on Wisteria Lane would've been solved by video doorbells.
I truly haven't laughed harder than when Lynnette asked some dude in her office to fake kidnap her children, and the dude gets TAZERED by her nemesis across the street. I have been in tears. TEARS. This show genuinely has me scream laughing.
Then: SMASH CUT to a wedding where "YOURE NO THE FATHER!"
I added too much cayenne pepper to my *hiccup* to my *hiccup* beans and rice.
Do you ever think about the covers of text books? Why did they always pick a picture of like... a lionfish or a bunch of hot air balloons? What was that all about?
right, so where is my check? is it in the mail?
no but seriously, what does this mean for all of us? so they are liable for it being "addicting" okay... so... again what does that mean for LITERALLY all of us? I don't know the facts of the trial, but like, you get where I'm going.
OOOOOO my Juno Birch shirt was delivered todayyy 😌❤
Gonna be the most fashionable icon on campus.
I've started watching Desperate Housewives while doing homework, and lemme tell you... this shit is so distracting and so fucking good.
ALSO the same guy who wrote the music for the sims 3 wrote the music for the show, so it's making me feel like I'm watching a sims machinima irl. I'm losing it.
I just shared a new build to the gallery:
ID: EmilyBlueJaye
Lot: Oasis Springs Museum (No CC)
#ts4 #ts4build #ShowUsYourBuilds #nocc #SimsCreatorsCommunity
I just shared a new build to the gallery:
ID: EmilyBlueJaye
Lot: Oasis Springs Gym & Pool (No CC)
#ts4 #ts4build #ShowUsYourBuilds #nocc #twistedmexi
