the year is 5026
a lone explorer walks the ravaged land and stumbles upon a discarded camera card
he powers up an old server station and plugs the chip into a working computer
"we are charlie kirk" nightcore starts playing
for the first time he considers giving up his quest to save humanity
anyone learn the word "aglet" from somewhere else other than phineas and ferb?
there's like a good 15-20% of the American population just doing the most npc shit, as long as trump says do it they will do it with no question. some people were wearing MAGA diapers a while back
like... those are real people with actual fully lived lives and not just npcs. crazy to think about
okay guys i know millions of people can barely afford to live but...
we have our first trillionaire by net worth isn't that exciting?!?!?!
guys this is so cool, all we get to do is suffer but at least he has a trillion dollars!!! this is all i've ever wanted!!!
my coworker today: "if you wanna take all the guns go to communist china. here we don't want the gov't to take our guns cause then they can do whatever the fuck they want"
my brother in public works the gov't does whatever the fuck they want right now and u do nothing
cannibals:
one day i will appear on emkay for my incredible charisma and unparalleled humor
or because they feel sorry for me ill take that too :D
this is what that one friend we all have with the absolute worst advice does ong
