i swear to god, bullpens are open. go stand near one and be so mean you start to feel sympathy for the guy and then keep going a few levels past that and wait. then, years later when he ends up on a team you like, find that pitcher again and be like so what the fuck is up now buddy? worked for me.
kwisatz haderade (leg kick, finger twirl)
anyway here i am with the guy who i called a piece of shit bigot to his face a few years prior
