“I’m still coming to terms with the fact that emoji is an actual language.”
Everyone’s out here doing cool guy shit or looking at butts, but me? I’m translating emoji gibberish.
What the fuck went wrong with my life?
“I think you were having a bad day, met an alien, they broke your heart so you killed them, and then you winked at me?”
“After the pancakes, a cat got married, had a drunken brawl, went back to work at their physics job. Finished the day with wine and drugs, died, met Korg in heaven before brushing their teeth so it was ready to sleep with a gay, french private-cat and it was REALLY good.”
“It’s a first.”
“A ninja vampire wanted to do something with a bucket, and someone suggested pancakes instead?”
𝐀𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠
ᴅᴀɪsʏ
ᴅᴀɪsʏ
ᴅᴀɪsʏ
ᴅᴀɪsʏ
ᴅᴀɪsʏ
ᴅᴀɪsʏ
ᴅᴀɪsʏ
𝙾𝚋𝚒-𝚆𝚊𝚗 𝙺𝚎𝚗𝚘𝚋𝚒
You know no one told you that you HAD to translate them. That was of your own volition
"Woah youre good at this
OK last one
🤌🤌🐱💒🍻⚔️🧲🔬🧫💉⚰️🗿🪥🏳️🌈🏴☠️🇲🇫🥴"
"Yea that's kinda what I thought
I honestly have no idea how I'm even saying it... Did not know I could speak emoji"
