“After the pancakes, a cat got married, had a drunken brawl, went back to work at their physics job. Finished the day with wine and drugs, died, met Korg in heaven before brushing their teeth so it was ready to sleep with a gay, french private-cat and it was REALLY good.”
ᴅᴀɪsʏ
"Woah youre good at this
OK last one
🤌🤌🐱💒🍻⚔️🧲🔬🧫💉⚰️🗿🪥🏳️🌈🏴☠️🇲🇫🥴"
𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊-𝙱249
“A ninja vampire wanted to do something with a bucket, and someone suggested pancakes instead?”
ᴅᴀɪsʏ
"I mean.... Does kinda sound like something I'd do... OK what about this
🥷🦇🪣🫸🥞🤌"
𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊-𝙱249
“I think you were having a bad day, met an alien, they broke your heart so you killed them, and then you winked at me?”
ᴅᴀɪsʏ
"Oh its a language indeed, watch this
👽💔🔪😉
I have no clue what i said"
𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊-𝙱249
“I’m still coming to terms with the fact that emoji is an actual language.”
ᴅᴀɪsʏ
"Yea that's kinda what I thought
I honestly have no idea how I'm even saying it... Did not know I could speak emoji"
𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊-𝙱249
“It’s a first.”
ᴅᴀɪsʏ
"What? Never heard someone say 👍 before?"
𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊-𝙱249
🤨
ᴅᴀɪsʏ
"👍"
𝙷𝚊𝚗𝚊-𝙱249
@soldierfromhell.bsky.social
“You’re chill. Don’t get many chill Spartans. It’s refreshing.”
