BREAKING: Harry Brook to be named as England Test captain.
"He is widely respected by team-mates", an ECB source has commented. "We thank Ben for all his efforts, but feel that Harry can find better nightclubs going forward."
Brook's tenure is due to begin at The Lightbox on Thursday night.
Jonathan Campion
BREAKING: Details have emerged that four New Zealand cricketers didn't bring their empty flat white cups back to the counter at an independent coffee shop in Pimlico the day after the first Test. One player is said to have taken a chair from a neighbouring table for their small child without asking.
