"Blubt!" - The Flaming Carrot
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Every text I send my friends includes a brief bio of myself in case they forgot
I had a postcard sized one of these, and my cat Shirley chewed it up. Have I forgiven her? No, I have not.
Shirley is removing all of her toys.
Also in no particular order
Damn right I blocked them for this outrageous insult, and I'd do it again!
being cute won't help you this time
“Heck, Herman Melville wrote a whole novel about how whales were fish and anyone who thought they were mammals was a total dickhead, and nobody cares now that Melville turned out to be a dumbshit.”
@faceyouhate.bsky.social made me actually lol with this one.
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my bleak week
10 RILLINGTON PLACE
UNDER THE BLOSSOMING CHERRY TREES
SHURA (DEMONS)
HOUR OF THE WOLF
HENRY: PORTRAIT OF A SERIAL KILLER
THE 7th VICTIM
THE PROWLER
THE WOMAN NEXT DOOR
WHY DOES HERR R RUN AMOK?
THE FRIENDS OF EDDIE COYLE
Kathryn just made latkes so screw you losers.
Laura Bassett
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David Blackwood
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I fear I will never find the R.E.M. “READ” poster made for America’s libraries in 1990.
Pete’s Bleak Week
GRAVEYARD OF HONOR (2002)
SOLDIER BLUE (1970)
THE KING (2005)
LE BONHEUR (1965)
DOGVILLE (2003)
THE KING OF MARVIN GARDENS (1972)
TROUBLE EVERY DAY (2001)
"Blubt!" - The Flaming Carrot
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Full color illustrations in every copy is such a worthy stretch goal—that's the kind of thing that turns a good book into a kid's favorite object. Almost there!
In no particular order
Phil Nobile Jr.
Kathryn just made deviled eggs so screw you losers.
Is Tom Cruise's best movie Steven Spielberg's War of the Worlds
Pete Dragovich
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My new Reading Project post for paid subscribers is up! I talk about THE CONJURE-MAN DIES, Rudolph Fisher's Harlem Renaissance novel of murder and mysticism, and Penelope Fitzgerald's BBC-during-the-Blitz drama HUMAN VOICES. A natural pairing in my opinion.
billryan64.substack.com/p/the-moon-d...
Ryan Godfrey
I felt inspired to make my own personal Bleak Week lineup. I had like 3 times as many movies I whittled it down which was tough from but these seemed like the most "me"
