My 61 yr old mom always freaks out when I wear an outfit that shows a sliver of my bra straps like
GASP
How dare a woman need a clothing item and for it to SHOW??? Makes me giggle
Help my dad woke up and we’re watching his old man YouTube now🥴
“Elon is the worlds first trillionaire”
Dude, NOBODY and when I say nobody I mean NOT ONE SINGLE PERSON needs that much money
I really just feel like blasting some 1d bangers at full volume all day today but thats way out of character for me and it would wake up my elderly grandmother w dementia
However.. I think it would be fun to be woken up by
DANCE ALL NIGHT TO THE BEST SONG EVER WE KNEW EVERY LINE NOW WE CANT REMEM-
he pretends he's okay, but you should see him in bed late at night, he's petrified.
my dog just started puking all over my house lol I started saying “some assistance please?” “Help with cleanup on aisle 4!”
Like 3 other people asleep in this house and 2 of them are super light sleepers I know u hear me (I did get help eventually)
So frustrating that you can’t sell gift cards back to the business
If I’m out and forgot my giftcard at home I should be able to sell you back my remaining $15 of a giftcard bc I just spent $15 here earlier
HELP she keeps adjusting it on me and saying very weird things I need out of this car I’m so uncomfy hahaha
Morg
Morg
Morg
Morg
Morg
Today is a no
Tossed and turned all night and my body still woke me up early.. now I’m eating breakfast and I have heartburn🙃🥴
