obligatory pride post (he's just a VERY clumsy flyer)
the voice of space, rené magritte 1928
interactive buddy, shock value 2004
we at xbox are coming to terms with the AI-fueled hardware crunch, which we helped create, failing to meet profit margins, that we made up, declining software sales, because we're self-cannibalizing our games specifically, and also everyone hates us which, believe it or not, also our fault