i did a great job putting this chipotle burrito together
about to blistermog some smoothhandoids at work tomorrow
turted up shordy get out of the street girl!!!
I haven't been the same since everything changed
this thing is now actively trying to kill me from the inside
starting an engagement bait video channel where I mispronounce Neil Peart and Moog, and anytime I get called out on it I respond with "🤷♂️ different people pronounce things differently"
you wouldn't jamb a juice
and to top it all off, free chili lime sauce
lyft driver's sunscreen application at odds with his unsafe driving practices