To every gay in Minnesota who are in a relationship:
Where the fuck do you find that?
Which aisle did you find it in? All I'm finding is soup
Do buff ace men exist? Please show proof if yes
I want to go down to Minneapolis to meet other gay men but I'm scared to go and I'm so tired of being on every gay dating app and only getting sentient dildos... I just want to be with a man...
Man I sure do love talking to a guy on dating apps, saying this and that about each other's dicks for like 2 hours. Only for him to completely disrespect my boundaries and block me before I can even say anything...
Serves me right for talking to a Florida man I guess...
How does one find short, muscular gay men in these trying times?
......wait this aint Google
I told him I'm a side and that I don't like doing anything anal and he was understanding about it at first. But then at the end he went off and said "I dont care what you say imma fuck that ass anyway"...
In need of a man:
If you look like any of these, hit me up
Bonus points if ace/grey ace