This is classic Onion stuff, the kind of stuff I would have laughed at reading from the compilations we kept sitting next to the toilet in college
Stephen Judkins
Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where the...
