This morning scrolling Bluesky, there is nothing at all in my feed about Putin’s barbaric attack on the Ukraine’s holiest site, the UNESCO protected Lavra so I’m posting this here.
Perfect. No notes.
In college we were road-tripping from RI to Florida for Spring Break. We got pulled over for speeding outside of Atlanta by a motorcycle cop who informed us that "no one goes that fast through Georgia", to which I replied (from the back seat) "Sherman did".
it's notable to me that the administration tried to frame tonight's UFC event as a "gift to Americans" but you can't watch it unless you have a paid subscription to Paramount+
And they say PORN creates unrealistic expectations...
Dude looks like Nikita Khrushchev got sent to Hell and doomed to spend eternity selling used Pontiacs
We’ve got the Onion Newsvan circling the cursed UFC fight outside the White House.
Joe: So a tie’s not supposed to go to your belt?
RFKJr: Joe if the tie is long it’s too heavy and cuts off oxygen
Joe: So short ties?
RFKJr: A long tie droops into any forensic stuff you’re doing
Joe: Jamie?
Jamie: says here that school ties is a Brendan Frazier movie
RFKJr: that guy is woke