"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is, 'never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but only slightly less well-known is 'never let a man only known for bankruptcy and pedophilia negotiate terms'!"
If you over-regulate capitalism you get totalitarian communism. If you under-regulate capitalism you get a ruling caste of insane monopolists. Please ignore the fact that one of these things has never happened and the other keeps happening over and over
they’re calling it infowars summer
Just watched this. If you are a lover of weird, bad, b-movie-ish cinema, you gotta see it. Some truly wild stuff in here.
Neugin
the only CHEETO I'm worried about is the one in the danged WHITE HOUSE
instead I married a Gamer
one hill that I am absolutely willing to die on is that class sizes at the elementary level should be wayyyyy smaller
Better Things Are Possible
onion person
the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.
as my dear husband pointed out: "at least you didn't marry someone who watches sports"