Some EXTREMELY important lunchtime data analysis:
We all love those weird independent fried chicken shops that name themselves in the style of KFC after random US states. But how many of each state are there in the UK? And where are they? 🧵
Clues from the cryptic crypt:
A quick one in S London 'otel? (5,8)
(At the focus group meeting)
"So guys...what have you come up with as a name for my new gastro business?"
Novel complaint about Deutsche Bahn: my train from Freiburg to Hamburg is on time(ish), surprisingly, but it's absolutely freezing, bladder-chilling cold and I only packed a thin jumper
Proper football ground
Just when you thought Britain could not possibly be more trivial, professional journalists are carping about what the PM is wearing as he announces changes in social media policy
This Dutch kit isn't orange, it's fluorescent energy drink bollocks
#NEDJPN