I know Calvin’s dad is already having a moment, but every terrible “outsource precious and fleeting moments with your children to tech so that you can spend more time on your work” pitch makes me think of that one strip I never really cared about as a kid, but care a lot about as an adult.
saw this cap on tumblr and god it really is like that
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Ceinwen Langley
“The feature uses a combination of bedtime stories, relaxing sounds, and guided meditations along with scheduling and customization options accessible only to adults.”
Ruu's kisses come with full service..~💋💦
a HUGE, brand new cmsh for @silfurcorgi.bsky.social (w/ 6 Alts!!) just went up on Patreon~
cum see these two have a deep, messy romp a month early for only 2$ a month~ uwu✨
🅿️: www.patreon.com/serulean/pos...
#furryart #nsfw #serulean
