First day out on my new Canyon bike. The 360° sensor array hums as the on-bike AI analyzes every inch of pavement. The AR helmet feels like an extension of my senses. $45k well spent, I think to myself. I roll out of the driveway. A drunk driver doing 90 down my street instantly turns me into Ragù
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political cum piss
are you not infotained
youtube's ads are fucking disgusting these days. ads i regularly get:
- zionism trying to cloak itself as "standing up to jewish hate"
- shitty adobe genAI sludge
- pretentious national guard recruitment
- shitty copypaste mobile games, many of which involving a cartoony king for some reason
Canyon’s futuristic Predict prototype uses a 360° sensor network, on-bike AI processing and an augmented-reality helmet system to spot dangers before you do, offering a glimpse into the future of connected cycling.
Check it out on road.cc.
Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik
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Fini (pronounced finney)
road.cc
You thought I was done with them? Well guess what, you’re wrong.
