Pissed off scientist trying to run over a bug using his car: YOU FUCKER IM NAMING YOU FOR THIS AND IT WONT BE PRETTY
POKEY THE PENGUIN
Brendel
a guy just got on my bus with an honest to god talking macaw on his arm, it’s saying “hello” to the passengers and doing little bird head bobs 🥹
hell yeah king yo ho ho and a bottle of rum my dude 🏴☠️
Things are rough, but I want to share a bright spot that the algorithm served me. Apologies; the screengrab is not mine. I prefer to preserve usernames.
kobold with a fraudulent firearm permit
Abigail Thorn
Anna Holmes
Nora's Kobold Bot
No shade to anyone engaged in the "I won't move my airplane seat for you" discourse because of course you don't have to, but it must be nice to have a brain that lets you set things up properly 99% of the time
I took my kid to the doctor today for random stuff and one of the front desk ppl was wearing a trans rights bracelet for tdov and it was SOOOO nice 🥰
If you put me on a jury for a kid that kills their parents for sending them to conversion therapy I'm voting to acquit. That jury will be hung.
I simply did not know how southwest worked and it went badly for everyone. Thank god it was just sjc to Burbank
Casey
Casey
Casey
My maternal grandmother's family passed through Canada for a generation but I don't think anyone was citizen? Actually I guess they were all just British subjects (ugh) so I don't even know how any of that worked, huh.
