I don't know if this will make sense to you but Matthew Rhys has a silent film face. Put him in black and white with some eyeliner, you see the vision.
Brighton. Brighton. Come on, imagine Brighton in shark panic. Everyone screaming, pissed, novelty shark hats, shark DJ nights, shark sightings in Churchill Square, a giant disco shark called Brenda leading Pride parade.
We speculate occasionally but seriously, do you think the SWs know we loathe Helen and Pip? They know, right? They taunt us. #TheArcherd
What a dull episode #TheArchers
If you think I'm getting up for work on time tomorrow you are sadly, tragically mistaken.
"Helen's the superstar" 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 #TheArchers
Ok it well picked up at the end 😂 #TheArchers
A day of firsts. First swim in Hampstead ladies pond, first ever hen do. Well girly innit
Sundays are absolute dog shit.
Plop and Stella have "been up all night crying" for weeks over something that's only possible and possible to manage. It's not an easy thing but fuck me, people up and down this country deal with worse every day without falling to bits like a Jenga set. Pathetic, insulting. #TheArchers