Absolute bullshit that I'm sitting at my desk instead of coolin' in CDMX with the Nigerian Uncs
She will never be Scarlett Johansson wear a hat for The Met to a Mets game.
Traveling back to September 10, 2001 to warn myself about the Kennedy assassination
For years Coors Light's ads have been like "Tell you hwhat, if you cool this beer down ... it'll get cold" and we've all just gotten so desensitized to how dumb that shit is
Paraguay conceding a fourth goal really ruined my banger War of the Triple Alliance joke that would have gotten me a 4-episode role on a CBS sitcom
Jigsaw killer put me in one of his deadly contraptions for savescumming during Fire Emblem playthroughs. Iām in here with a NICU nurse who stole newborns. Donāt think we deserve the same fate like that but I guess thatās why Jiggy makes the big bucks while I gotta fight this lady for my own spleen
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Enter Password (Sleight of Hand - Dexterity, DC 5) Roll: 2 (Failure)
Enter Password (Sleight of Hand - Dexterity, DC 5) Roll: 4 (Failure)
Enter Password (Sleight of Hand - Dexterity, DC 5) Roll: 1 (Critical Failure)
Terminal is now [LOCKED]
wow. mine is mlk day but i guess i'm not a racist...
When baseball fans in the stands take their shirts off in a fratty way: š šāšš¤®
When World Cup fans in the stands take their shirts off in an Eastern European way: šššŖš§š¦š„³
