Hey, Trump, I hope you have the shittiest birthday ever.
Sincerely, everyone. 
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Dear Universe,
Please let the skies open up this June 14th, Trump’s birthday, and unleash a biblical deluge upon Washington, D.C., washing away at least some of the indignity this country is about to endure while listening to him bloviate his usual Bunker Boy bullshit.
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Happy Birthday to everyone celebrating on June 14. Except for Trump. He can go fuck himself.