excited to roll out our latest upgrade to "government for the people," which we're calling "government 5 the people"
when trump dies all those weird hobo men from twin peaks the return are gonna wriggle out of his corpse like worms in a terrifying strobe
As part of my continued campaign to get people to like Geese, let me recommend my favorite song from their (IMHO superior) second album, which I realized today—and this is not a comparison I would make in mixed company—sounds like Ween’s “Chocolate and Cheese” youtu.be/deFElPQMasw?...
Trying to growth hack my way to a job on LinkedIn and had a real revelation today: people use so many goddamn emojis there because the CMS doesn’t have text formatting! There’s no way to make bullets or bold or headings, so you have to hack together some Unicode. (Also, it’s full of dorks.)
Oh my god www.bbc.com/news/article...
Occasionally I just search “Trump” on google news and you inevitably get some bangers