Back in undergrad I was out at dinner with some friends and one of them had trouble sitting in the booth because her dog had headbutted her in the butt and managed to bruise it, and so, naturally, I asked, "Do you need some Ass-pirin?"
She about fell out of her seat laughing 😂
I want to hear about the funniest quip or retort you’re responsible for. Preferably this is a remark you made in-person, but share whatever you’d like.