Back in undergrad I was out at dinner with some friends and one of them had trouble sitting in the booth because her dog had headbutted her in the butt and managed to bruise it, and so, naturally, I asked, "Do you need some Ass-pirin?"
She about fell out of her seat laughing 😂
okay this is an s-tier use of the photo carousel feature
Fucking hell
thinking about alchemical union一we need to alchemical unionize
One of Ukraine’s most prominent historical sites is on fire after Russian missiles attack. A 1000 year old cathedral is burning right now …
Libs just cannot imagine something being tacky without associating it with poor people even when it’s the richest people in the world.
It’s absolutely standard in American entertainment to reject the authentic chirpy whistle of a bald eagle and sub in the red-tailed hawk’s robust commie scream