VAN SUSTEREN: Who is our best friend in South America at this point
KRISTI NOEM: We've worked so much with El Salvador ... Costa Rica has been fantastic
(El Salvador and Costa Rica, dear reader, are not in South America)
Nothing says “dying civilization” like gladiator fights at the capitol for the emperor’s amusement.
If you’re in line to dunk on Spencer Pratt: STAY IN LINE.