Shock or no shock, I can’t get over the calm head on the Canadian lad Koné after the horrific leg break. Last week my GP merely suggested getting blood drawn and I audibly winced and grabbed my arm as if she’d just done it on the sly
The post-colonial refrain of “we can’t say anything about our overlords” is fuckin bet into the psyche of this nation
Guess we’re standing down on Plan B then
Marcus Rashford why do you want me to die a poor man
A sequel to the Four Seasons Total Landscaping press conference.
An administration built on Googling how to fix problems and choosing the sponsored ad every time
Please tell me a JCB was involved
“Looks like someone killed the dog!”
(Cúchulainn reference)
I have Croatia in our staff sweepstakes so a lot riding on this for me considering i love taking money from people who cause me undue stress