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Red Sox making the bold decision to start the season by sucking in every possible way you can suck
That doesn't completely make sense but I stand by it
I hate it when literature gets political. Keep your opinions to yourself and just entertain me! Whatever happened to good old fashioned ripping yarns, like Animal Farm, 1984, Starship Troopers, and The Communist Manifesto?https://www.slashfilm.com/2120482/sci-fi-author-andy-weir-star-trek-issue/