I know it's unfathomable today, but the early years of Facebook were really fun! You could organize events with your friends, join goofy groups and share pictures from nights out.
Then your mom joined and your boss joined and your local politician joined and it became something else.
I just—like, sure, being a trillionaire is cool I guess but what’s it all for if you haven’t even seen the wreckage of the titanic firsthand
Remembering the time I was almost lured into joining a cult by some lambs.
Hey guys I know it's really hard to be conscious of your health right now, so please remember that after every hour muttering "wtf" while scrolling on your phone you should stand up and banshee scream for at least 5 minutes to stretch out your lower back
