Dead & Wolverine..! It was a total hit! The shipping potential..!!! The merchandise! The smutty fanfics!!! Don't get me STARTED on the car scene.
But Slim. Good ol' Slim, he's totally jealous of our everlasting chemistry and that I'm Marvel Jesus.
I was banned from the totally lame party I didn't want to go to anyway because it's a bunch of washed up old white dudes way past their prime..!
Theres a poster slapped on the gate into the backyard that leads to the cookout.
It reads: Have you seen this man? Do NOT let him in! The writers said it was a PG13 event, that means NO deadpool NSFW
hijinks, this event isnt rated R! Keep all variants out and away from the grill!
β #Grillverine
Bar hopping? What am I? A white girl during Cinco De Mayo??? Do I look like to type to get really excited over margaritas and tell my sweet waiter javier graciad at every given chance?
...maybe but I'm still better than that!
We're never doing another movie together ever again ..!
OH COME THE &$@# ON!!!!
Grumpy?! Who's grumpy. I'm not grumpy ...!!! WHO SAID I WAS GRUMPY!
What?!
No way. It was always me from the start. Stan Lee has nothing on Deadpool. Except that pretty cool mustache. I just cannot grow one for the life of me. Then again a look like that on me? Sort gives 70s pornstar but not in the sexy way more like the I spend too much time at the casting couch
FUCK YOU, LOGAN! And not in the fun way...!!
I'm going to rewatch Logan and LAUGH.