It’s been five years since Alex Jones lost InfoWars to the Sandy Hook families.
As the verdict came down, he asked: “Do these people actually believe they’re getting any money?” He hasn't paid them a penny.
Well, The Onion is going pay them anyway.
The new InfoWars begins July 2nd at 8 p.m. ET.
This is insane because Boston has like the highest per capita beer consumption in the country on a normal day
He's a heroic samurai. He's a galactic superhero. He's both at the same time! He's also an Autobot, an Imaginary Friend, and a Jamaican bureaucrat from THE WORLD OF TOMORROW!!! #VoiceoverWednesday salutes the great Phil LaMarr, a man of impeccable range and talent.
What he’s saying here is ridiculous, as per.
But I also can’t get over the fact he still seems to equate asylum seekers with mental asylums. I also have a hunch he thinks the reflecting “pool” should look like a swimming pool.
Dumb (with a b! 😉) as fuck
I rewatched the Enron doc over the last couple of nights.
If you care about modern American history that movie goes absolutely crazy. Reagan, Bush, deregulation, Schwarzenegger and PG&E, stock market storytelling, even prediction markets. A must must must watch.
Binging the original "Twilight Zone" series is wild. The first season is almost entirely about war and space, and almost 1/3 of the scripts were written by Richard Matheson.
That shit was DARK, man.
Also, the world needs another Rod Serling.
I guess Boston is actually number 6, but it's right up there
Do I really need to click over to rear the word "GUILLOTINES"?
Won a symbolic victory against the California DMV yesterday in trying to get a motorcycle registered that I've been having title issues with for about a year. I still have to see the CHP and pay the fees, but finally got it in the computer under my name.
The Onion’s staff is tired of waiting for the courts to settle its pending takeover of Alex Jones’ brand, so the new Infowars will launch next month.