Vet: so what seems to be the problem
Me: she’s got a bad case of Virtual Insanity
Walked by Shipyards where they were showing the Brazil-Monaco game outdoors and within two seconds Brazil scored and now I'm deaf
Oh, cool thing I saw at the car show. Friend with a 1935 Invicta project needed some magneto rebuild advice and another friend who's a resto-shop's mechanic had some docs on his phone, and so they did the iphone airdrop thing on a car that's nearly a century old. TECHNOLOGY
Car show!
It would be extremely hilarious if these two were racing towards a level crossing and the train on the right wasn’t quick enough and got derailed by a black Dodge Charger
Also, this sort of thing is Straight To Jail.
THE ROTHMANS TWINGO
Reading the Ed Sheeran entry. This may just be the second worst thing to happen to NYC.
Vet: well luckily you've had her vaccinated against FLI
Me: oh good
Vet: let me finish, FLIPMODE
