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Dropped Mike
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yeah army helicopter crews are pretty famous for flying off wherever they want
This day in history. 1913. The Skandalkonzert. The Vienna Concert Society rioted at a concert of modernist music by Schoenberg and others including Alban Berg whose pieces prompted the members to demand his commitment to an asylum but he was already in one.
Dropped Mike
Jimmer Cork-Bottle
marie kondo: does it spark joy?
me: *looking around my empty house* I think I see the problem
“I’m not falling for THIS again,” I say as I roll over and go back to sleep
I NEED MORE JOYFUL THINGS
asshat squared
That's not what j pilled means, NYT. It's a deeply antisemitic term that means someone is awakened to antisemitic beliefs that Jews secretly run the government and they must be removed from the United States.
The NYT is laundering white supremacist terms.
I used to think Columbo was a genius. Turns out he just had access to the script
I have a killer body, even if I say so myself. If I fell on anyone, there’s absolutely no way they’d survive.