We're gonna need to slap a bunch more folks, it seems.
As a kid you think life is gonna be all “Dig through the ditches and burn through the witches. I slam in the back of my Dragula.” But then you get older and realize that it’s just “Do all the dishes and cook all the fishes. How’d I hurt my back and my scapula?”
We're in the backrooms and all the monsters are talking shit about you. They think you're just a clown. Not even a successful one. A failed clown. A clown wannabe.
30 minutes! See you there!
if you ever see one of these dudes on the subway or whatever you gotta go like "ARE YOU RECORDING US?? WHY ARE YOU RECORDING US? IS IT FOR THE NEWS? I DIDN'T FILL OUT A CONSENT RELEASE" and they'll say no and then you can pull out "OH SO IT'S FOR YOU PERSONALLY HUH" and watch everybody get worried
A flip phone and it's transparent plastic? Those crazy bastards have cracked it!
This is kind of fantastic: Ribbie lets you watch actual MLB baseball games "rendered pitch by pitch in a cozy 8-bit view while they happen”. [kottke.org]
Doodle comic about putting my Cantonese knowledge to good use.
I'm still salty - but trying to stay active.
But I now have an LLC and can do freelance work.
Financial services marketing, brand development and retail brokerage is my specialty.
Seriously - reach out, I need to start booking some gigs.
No job or opportunity is too small.
This is kind of fantastic: Ribbie lets you watch actual MLB baseball games “rendered pitch by pitch in a cozy 8-bit view while they happen”.
Ribbie is a simple way to keep a live baseball game nearby. It s
