If you're a young trans man or trans masc person who needs a dad today, congrats. I am your dad now. I am proud of you and what you've accomplished although some of your young person culture and choices perplex me. I am proof trans men can be middle aged married dudes. You can be too some day. Live.
Arresting people for touching the failed coating in the reflecting pool feels like a resounding “yes” answer to the question, “Can things get any dumber?”