I know Calvin’s dad is already having a moment, but every terrible “outsource precious and fleeting moments with your children to tech so that you can spend more time on your work” pitch makes me think of that one strip I never really cared about as a kid, but care a lot about as an adult.
Ceinwen Langley
“The feature uses a combination of bedtime stories, relaxing sounds, and guided meditations along with scheduling and customization options accessible only to adults.”
white millennial women who bake shaking in their autumn boots when I tell them what the word “chai” means
I feel like I would’ve been extremely into neopets as a kid if I hadn’t been so limited in my internet usage
“getting a job” seems so simple until 90% of companies use ai to screen your application which leads to most of them not responding to you bc the machine told them you weren’t worth it
