Hey Kids, Dad here.
Every movie is a dad movie if I watch it, and once I figure out this danged DVD player, there’s something to learn from each and every one of them.
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3 things I learned from #MortalKombatII:
1. If you're fighting to the death, leave your kids at home.
2. Cheaters sometimes prosper.
3. ➡️ ➡️ 🇧 + 🇾
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3 things I learned from #MortalKombat:
1. It takes a cold MFer to kill someone's wife and child.
2. Lizard hearts are in approximately the same place as human hearts.
3. Many hands make violent work.
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3 things I learned from #Skyfall:
1. Never let a co-worker set their sights on you.
2. Sometimes the old ways are best.
3. If you catch yourself in deep water, pray it’s not covered in ice.
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3 things I learned from #OverYourDeadBody:
1. You qin some you lose some.
2. Gotta empty a pee can sooner or later.
3. Everything is on streaming these days. It's just as good... Better.
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3 things I learned from #Spectre:
1. You can learn a lot about a person by crashing their funeral.
2. Tough bosses will give you assignments even after they’re gone.
3. Murder in self defense is a powerful aphrodisiac.
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3 things I learned from #Network:
1. You can't put a manifestly irresponsible man on national TV.
2. People will listen to anyone standing in front of a stained glass window.
3. We're mad as hell and pretty much still taking it.
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3 things I learned from #PhoenixForgotten:
1. You wouldn't believe the living you can make photographing food.
2. Cameras from the 90's were extremely durable.
3. A mobile home will not solve your life problems.
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3 things I learned from #Normal:
1. Ear muffs will protect you from the sound of gunshots but not the gunshots themselves.
2. Mayors are highly combustable.
3. If the guns are only on the wall for decoration, keep them unloaded.
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3 things I learned from #TheBorrowers:
1. Hammers conduct electricity.
2. No use dying over spilt milk.
3. It's not theft if you plan on ever returning it.
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3 things I learned from #Bodycam:
1. If you don't want it recorded, don't do it in the first place.
2. People in their right minds don't send themselves into the corner.
3. Tweakers gonna tweak.
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